CPhill and I have been haveing coffee and Tim Tams in the private.

I love this place. It’s where the cow ran away with spoon, instead of the dish.

The owls and vultures are pets to our troll.  Lancelot Link, with the help of Dr Tud and Nauseated nurse the injured ones to health, and they hang around to see what’s cooking.

Tim Tams and a snake sandwich. What more could one ask?  

I’m laughing so hard right now!

I’ve never awakened to a party before.

What is the occasion??!!.

WEll, if you are laughing so hard my dear chimp then your are probably thirsty and you will probably appreciate a non-alcoholic banana daquiri.

I chose the bananas and made it specially.. just for you :)       

Oh, yes please.

I make them quite often, using rum extract.  . . . . And a few imperial minims of real rum for greater authenticity. My chimp nose is quite acute. The rest of me is cute too.

I think other people will be thirsty too.  Chris offered me a coffee hours ago but then he didn't have any milk!

I sent him out to find a cow but he said it ran away with the spoon.

He didn't have a goat or a buffalo either!!

He did find an owl but he could not squeeze even a drop of milk out of it!!

SO  I AM THIRSTY!    I even gave him a pack of Tim Tams and he ate every one of them himself!

See look!

Not to worry I have an ever replenishing supply!!   Lucky us.  It is ok Chris, no one can resist a Tim Tam 

They are on special to. Yippee   

Sorry I got side tracked, I was getting drinks for everyone.    

Oh dear, I did not show you the evidence of Chris's 'crime'

It was there before.  I think he stole it - not just the Tim Tams but the evidence too, but I found it in the garbage.

He is not very good at hiding evidence!!   I do not suggest that you hire him to do a crime, unless you want him to get caught! 

I write high level soliloquies do I not??

Maybe I should stick to answering maths questions - what do you think Ginger.

I'd ask Chris (CPhill), but I am pretty sure I can hear him snoring.... ://

I hope the story is better than the atrocious cover art.

I’m cooking oatmeal. I added monkey chow infused with fish emulsion for extra protein.   

Morgan le Fay hath made use of her magic to become invisible. 

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Yea,  thee be invited. I haveth a vast menue, with cuisine that appealith to all manner of beings and creatures.

I must bid slán go fóill.  There be an Irish song for this, I’m sure. For along with our Leprechauns and peat bog fires, we have an awful lot of songs.