1.A drunk man walks out of a bar and says to two policemen, "I'm Jesus Christ", the police ask him to prove it. They walk into the bar and the barman says,"Jesus Christ!! You're back soon!
LOL, a jesuit and a franciscan are walking down the street, a man comes up to them and says father will you pray a novena for me to get a ferrari? they say sure, when the man leaves the the franciscan asks the jesuit, whats a ferrari? the jesuit says idk but whats a novena?
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