Who's Mr.BB? Is it me?
NO! LOL! It’s not you, BuilderBoi. You are a wonderful mathematician. You have occasional chaotic ideas for solving certain problems. I suppose this is because thinking outside the box can sometimes lead one into a parallel dimension of spacetime, which can be absurd in normal spacetime. These types of ideas can be quite funny though, which compels a humorous ball-busting troll post.
The Mr. BBs are pseudo-mathematicians. They often present fake math in the form of pseudo mathematical prestidigitation. Mr. BB is the stubborn, relentless, intractable Blarney Banker of lore: a pseudo intellectual with a multiplicity of advanced dimwit degrees in arrogant stupidity; a professor of misinformation, who teaches with authority and irritation. Source.
Over the years, there have been four of them on this forum. The original Mr. BB is the Blarney Banker. The “Banker” name came from his fondness for answering interest rate questions. There are (were) three other BBs, with two who have not been in attendance lately: Blarney Bag, Bubble Brain, and the Bullshit Bug. The Bullshit Bug is a genetic variant of the dung beetle that, instead of rolling dung into a ball, it spreads it all over the forum. Source
I sometimes refer to Mr. BB (1 or 2) as “!!!Mr. BB”. (Read as Triple Deranged Mr. BB) source: https://web2.0calc.com/questions/solve-for-a-in-terms-of-b-amp-c#r6
Here’s a post from June 2018 that list links to some of Mr. BB’s posts. In this thread I mistakenly trolled the guest-posting-EP as Mr. BB. It’s quite funny, but not as funny as this post where I troll Ron (a long-time guest poster). I will sometimes mistake a post as coming from a BB when the presented solution resonates with certain modulated frequencies resembling a mix of gobbling turkeys and quacking ducks.
Most of the early posts where I troll Mr. BB had dialogue, but many were hidden by one or more moderators. Here’s a main thread post where I present Mr. BB with a Christmas gift. Mr. BB (Blarney Banker) quit responding to my troll posts a few years ago, but his profound dumbness continues to this day.
The other BBs continued to respond, at least occasionally. Here’s a post where I troll Mr. BB (#4 -Bullshit Bug) and the Blarney Master. Also in this thread I define a basic personality profile for the BBs.
Here’s my first troll post for Mr. BB, and here’s a very early post, (shortly before I started addressing him as Mr. BB). I introduce my dog, Mr. Peabody, and cat, DC Copper in this post. They are both ‘hams’ and like to have cameos appearances in troll posts. It’s amazing how much a dog and cat can augment the satirical humor of a genetically enhanced chimp’s troll post.
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/working-with-formulas-help
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/rolling-dice
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/two-standard-dice-are-rolled-what-is-the-expected.
Mr. Peabody and DC Copper join in to troll a potential Mr. BB. (This was probably BB #3 Bubble Brain –I’m not sure. He didn’t post very often.)
Here JB reproduces a ‘play’ I wrote to satirize Mr. BB’s and Mathking’s conversation. Blip and Bleep were chosen because the names start with Bs. Note also (in my response to JB) that Mr. BB’s posts are significant enough to give him a Category (zero of course)
*Category (0) –Mr. BB Interest Rate questions or arcane questions optimally answered with Monty Carlo style or tabulated, logical resolution computer code.
In the early days, Mr. BB answered numerous basic interest rate questions. Later, arcane questions, which often were only answerable using a computer, started appearing. He’d post these questions and the computer-generated solution. The solutions weren’t always correct, such as the one described below.
Here’s Rom’s introduction to Mr. BB. I initially hung a lantern on this post (without explicitly identifying Mr. BB) to present an alternative solution method. I wasn’t sure if Rom would comment or not. When he did, I turned up the light and illuminated Mr. BB and his BS.
Rom is an amazing engineering-class math mathematician. I wish he’d return!
More than presenting moronic math solutions and being obnoxious and irritating, the BBs can be quite rude: https://web2.0calc.com/questions/help_87550
I’m not the only one who trolls the BBs. JB also trolls Mr. BB: here and here are two examples. There are more if you’d care to search.
Nauseated also trolled him once, comparing Mr. BB’s chemistry skills to those of Sorasyn. The Sorasyn post is one of the funniest troll posts on the forum.
The first person to troll Mr. BB was Dragonlance. There are several posts where DL responds to, retorts, and trolls Mr. BB. This is his best one.
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/melody-what-are-some-of-the-amazing-things-that-your-ohline-can-do-and-that-my-hp-scientific-calculator-can-t-do#r3 I made comments in reference to this post here and here.
Here’s another post where DL tells the anonymous Mr. BB to “STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!” Eloise thought this was quite funny. I do too!
The BBs are the most trolled and troll-worthy individuals on the forum. I do not believe you could descend to their level, even if you tried. Not that you’d ever want to.
GA
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OK Stormy, I’ll answer ...with some advice: One thing that will help is to understand the differences between prime divisors (aka: prime factors), divisors (aka: factors), and factoring polynomials. Based on your post above, you do not presently know these differences. Knowing what you are looking at and what you need will help you discern the path needed to find a solution process.
I’ll add that Mr. BB’s solution path will lead you into a world of chaos. At present, you are too dumb to know this. Unless you are a dung beetle larva, avoid Mr. BB’s math magic, pixie dust, bullshit answers. If you are dung beetle larva, you may find this nutritious and delicious, but you will not learn any useful math from any of the BBs. https://web2.0calc.com/questions/hallppp-3-questions
Here’s another example of how Mr. BB bullshits.
Though his comments may be true, they are only true by tautology. They are not very useful for this particular problem, and they are useless for any related problem. No one learns anything from Mr. BB’s Blarney, except how to become a Blarney Master. He is one too. . . . One of the best I’ve seen. https://web2.0calc.com/questions/nice-question#r9
Hapless bystanders are drawn into this mush. It’s not criminal, but it needs a warning sign: Fallacious Math and Malicious Logic ahead. Proceed with caution! https://web2.0calc.com/questions/hallppp-3-questions#r16
GA
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