GingerAle

For the record, Post #2, signed by GA, is not by the real GA.

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[OMG, this is atrocious! It’s a Dark and Stormy Eternity.]

WAT, the quality of your writing is deteriorating, rapidly... But its substance is that which you’ve hoped for: compact, very dense, redundant rubbish.

Your chaotic creations wait for you in the black hole of your madness. Approaching this black hole, your mind spaghettifies: stretching and liquefying your every thought:  your questions are in your mind’s ears; your answers are in your mind’s mouth, pressing on you, pulling you in deeper and deeper.

Only you can hear your questions; only you can hear your answers –over and over again and again ...in timeless, chaotic rhythm.  Crossing the event horizon of your personal hell, you realize the living hell didn’t begin a long time ago –it always was and always will be...now.

The gravity of your personal hell pulls on us, slowing us down, but we will escape; we’re not close enough to fall in. For us the gravity will become trivial, insignificant, and negligible. Your blips and bleeps will be only a memory, then a distant memory, and then forgotten on the edge of time... forever.

GA

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For the record: Post #3, signed by GA, is not by the real GA.

GA

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Plaintainmountain (aka: Tastybanana ), while I appreciate you nobly defending the honor of a damsel in distress, I am curious as to why. ...You defend me here while you (and others) chisel away the points on my posts that have nothing to do with you. That’s ignominious.

I can fix those points (and pound yours down below ground level) in a blink. I don’t usually give myself points though because it’s kinda like masturbating: It may be pleasant for the moment, but it’s oh-so-much better when someone else does it for you. 

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BTW, I’m NOT a “THEY”; I’m a “her,” and I don’t have a goddamnpenis. But, rest assured, I can get as many of them as I may ever bloody well want.  

GA

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CPhill, I’m curious, did you not notice the account name that asked this question?

How about rolling Sisyphus’ bolder down the mountain and sinking this skanky ship of shit. 

GA

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For the record: Post #1, signed by GA, is not by the real GA.

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WAT, that post is a very funny parody of how I write. I am LMAO!

To write that parody, you had to have spent a large amount of time reading the posts in my profile, and other posts that are not in my profile (yet). Thank you. [We trolls appreciate our fans.] Your writing skills are impressive! Too bad your ethics suck!

I see you’ve made a certain discovery. I knew you would eventually. You’re too intelligent and too obsessed (with me) to have missed it for long. If you look closely, you’ll make a new discovery.

Going back to your intelligence. You can obviously write at an advanced level; you can probably do moderately advanced high school level math, and you can assemble scripts to control a computer at a fairly high logical level.  Why do you spend so much energy to troll and destroy this forum?   Is it because you believe this is a mission from God? Did you ask for it, or was it just assigned to you?

For years you just blipped wrong answers on here. Only a few noticed and even fewer complained about it. You were a fly buzzing around –a minor nuisance (I know because I was the Chimp watching you buzz around.) Then a year ago you went nuclear, and a month ago you went thermonuclear. Is this because your God was displeased with your progress?

If so, then your God must really be pissed now.  I’m sure you are too. You’ve failed miserably at your mission: Herr Massow neutered you, and shortened your virtual pecker to a relative microscopic length, shutting down your spam.  CPhill returned, and within two days a dozen children and young teens were logged online socializing and asking homework questions (ugh ...the cheating little bastards).  I’ve not seen that many simultaneously logged-on members in on over a year. You can bet your balls (if they’ve grown back) that it will reach 18 to 20 simultaneous logons as the school year progresses.

Children love CPhill. I never been able to figure out why, but I do know it’s not just because he answers their homework questions. Adults like him too, and I think of him as extended family.  I’m sure you don’t like him though. With all the homework cheaters he’s bringing in, I’m sure CPhill is at the top of your troll list –well above my position.

GA

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