Nauseated

Really! I read nearly every post. Didn’t see any historical reference to your royalty.

I did note an indirect peon or surf-like ranking, here:

D**n! I have always been a SOB. . . . I wanted to be a Royal SOB!

Sounds good!

This calculator might be able to cook stew, if you know which buttons to push.

What does Roo taste like? Let me guess, “chicken?” LOL-ROF

This site has a Queen, a Princess, and at least one knight.

It needs a prince . . .

I nominate myself for Prince SOB – that would be Superintendant of Buildings You can address me as His Royal Highness Prince S.O.B

MelodyTheBully . . . Hhahahaha!!

I like your new name, Melody! That makes us like kith and kin !!

Yeah! Some of my best stuff gets white out put on it. That is only supposed to be used for mistakes. I never make mistakes!

I read that it helps with nausea. It sometimes makes you hungry too.

Hey Zegreos, can I have some of whatever your are smoking? It might help with the nausea.

This might make me hungry, so I prepared some Llama stew and oboeduck with piccolo sauce.

Cool! But this did not fully answer the question.

This calculator also adds, subtracts, multiplies and divides.

Your skill set will have to be evaluated to know if you can do any of these.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am not holding my breath.

Baballama is right there are many better options.

Here’s a partial list, alphabetized for your convenience.

The vulgar ones are not included.

airhead, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, b**b, bozo, chowderhead, chump, clod, cretin, dimwit, dingbat, dipstick, ditz, dolt, donkey, doofus, dork, dum-dum, dumbass, dumbo, dummy, dunce, dunderhead, fathead, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, jughead, knuckle-dragger, knucklehead, lamebrain, lummox, meatball, meathead, m***n, mouth-breather, nerd, nitwit, numbnuts, numbskull, peabrain, pinhead, sap, schmuck, simpleton, thickhead, turkey, twerp, twit, wooden-head. . . .

My favorites are the three "I's" Idiot, Ignoramus, Imbecile. They, along with m***n, actually have a formal, legal meaning.

Remember the best way to hide dumbness is to remain silent. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be probably be stupid anyway. 

This is not all inclusive. There are a great many words describing diminished brain/mental function. The reason for this is such defects are common, and by no means represents a minority of any standard population. Even normally functioning high-level intelligence suffers from intervals of CDD.

Hey, BabaLlama, would you like to come to dinner? You will be the guest of honor.