wow Melody , those ways are amazing!wow
gift a bottle of vodka,hide under the table, Commit some terrible misdemeanour and get sent to the principal's office, seriously wow!i mean what a genius you are!but i think first you should have asked the asker's age
ok so in my opinion before the teacher chooses you then dont try to act so smart and intelligent , try to pay attention and show that you are trying to understand what shes teaching in this way , teachers like such kids and then drop the idea of choosing them and choose the ones who are talking and acting brilliant!(dont know for you but it works for me )
or if u cant do this then simply say " i am sorry Sir (or ma'am) i dont know the answer) , but then after this you may get some scolding as for not paying attention )
so do what u can!