TitaniumRome

And how exactly did you won the tournament may I ask?

 And I need a translation plz from fancy language to modern day language 

What? Sorry I don't speak Shakespeare 

Before you guys go, check this out:

http://web2.0calc.com/questions/games_1 aka the best way for me to defeat someone in chess without touching a chess piece

I'm sure you'd regret that within seconds

LETS PLAY CHESS!!!-you guys say excitedly

sure, time to wreck you guys...AGAIN!-me

We don't remember when you beat us, whateves, our turn-you guys

(your action: your horse k**l one of my knights)

Okay, my turn-me

(my action: unleashes this YouTube video clip at full blast volume with the speakers facing your troops

video used: http://youtu.be/h_cXWuJ9v-Q)

all your chess dudes fall to the floor, surrendering to me

hah, I won!-me

Well done getting on the lbs anyway! But back before the new looks came in summer 2015, it was a LOT HARDER to be in the leaderboards (only included top 10)

Oh yeah, in order to counter your goal, I'm sending someone to crush your goal:

http://heavy.com/sports/2016/01/peyton-manning-vs-tom-brady-best-memes-top-funny-gif-twitter-photos-eli-brady-manning-xvii-broncos-and-patriots/4/

No, his next goal is to catch up with ME!

It really is quite simple

first you'd have to find the rate of how many bottles of soda (make it Coca Cola) can this machine fill per minute

200/12=16.666.....666 (16 2/3)bottles per minute 

now, how long will it takes to fill 500 bottles

500÷16.666666666666=30.0000000000012

round that up, and it took your machine 30 minutes to fill 500 bottles of Coca Cola (and with extra ice)

Please note: According to the wonderful status of the members of the forum (thanks Admin), we all can tell Allycat2 is a member (not a moderator or admin) and has no power to kick/ban people.

Bree?

*looks around the whole forums trying to find Drew Brees, New Orlean Saints QB*

Me-Drew, where are you? I got your one and only Super Bowl Ring, if you don't come out of the forums, I guess I'm going to give the ring to the real G.O.A.T. of the 21st Century-Peyton Manning. 

Please note, for any that favor Tom Brady for GOAT, stratch him off the GOAT table because he deflated footballs to get his 4th ring and also spy gated to earn a perfect regular season. 4 rings isn't enough, because that's team achievement. Unlike Brady, Peyton Manning is better individuality over the years, as he broke many NFL records, and he truly deserves 4 rings, and Brady only deserves 1 or 2 (also, the only reason Brady got his first 3 rings were because of last second field goals by Adam Vinatieri, and the 4th because of Pete Caroll calling a bad fatal play). Oh yeah, and Peyton's brother Eli beat Brady twice in the Super Bowl.

Ahem, when it comes to bullying, you really have to think about the people available to talk to when getting bullied. You need to TELL PEOPLE YOU CAN TRUST AND YOU KNOW THAT WILL PUT THIS TO AN END!(I capitalized the words in case anyone was too lazy to read the whole thing) It doesn't make any sense when, let's say, you tell your science teacher what happened, but the science teacher either A: doesn't give a dirt about what happened, or B: actually thinks the bully is cool and thinks you're making stuff up to get him/her in trouble. For me, the only people I ever talk to are my parents, cuz most of the teachers don't give a dirt, the yard duties/cross guard people are to busy catching kids for more MINOR rule breaks, and principals for me, they always make me guilty, in other words, they're bad lawyers. But parents these days from experience from the "good old days" seem to know, and sometimes relate to, the same exact situation and actually do something to help the young out.